I hate Boise State, or TJPO’s kickoff weekend recap

I can’t stand Boise State. And I’m not sorry about it. They’re no longer the plucky underdog Broncos who won the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. Now they’re just a bunch of cocky douchebags who play in a junior high conference and are force-fed to us by the national media.

Broncos, you don’t belong in BCS contention every year. You want respect? Why? Because you beat Oklahoma two years ago? A team that’s lost as many BCS games as anyone and didn’t give a shit because it was facing a team that plays on blue turf? You want respect because you beat Oregon? A team that’s going to finish in the middle of its conference? (By the way, that was the first time you hosted a ranked opponent since jumping to Division I-A in 1996. What took so long?)

I don’t want to hear about how Boise State is respectable because “they’ll play anybody.” Apparently “anybody” is relatively confined to the Oregon schools and Washington, three powerhouse poopsacks from the Pa-theti-c-10. The Broncos have to play those teams because everyone knows the WAC is whack. Boise State is a glittering 7-13 all-time against BCS conference teams. Penn State won nine games against BCS conference teams last season alone.

You piss me off, Boise State. I oughtta punch you in the face.

Oregone Boise St Blount Football

Oh wait, someone did it for me!

TJPO’S 2009 KICKOFF WEEKEND RECAP

Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford sprains his shoulder

Impressive win by Brigham Young, but this just plain sucks. Hopefully he’ll be OK.

JoePa sprains nothing as Penn State thumps Akron

Gotta love that 336-yard offensive discrepancy in the first half.

N.C. State and South Carolina play the most boring game ever

It was like a season premiere of Lost with Rose and Bernard flashbacks. Cue the frustrated Jack face.

Northern Iowa almost upsets the Hawkeyes

Jesus teases Kurt Warner, but they retain their friendship.

Ohio State squeaks past Navy

Those service academies are like thumbtacks on the road to the BCS.

Notre Dame showboats in carving up the nation’s worst pass defense

Memo to Central Michigan’s 119th-ranked secondary: The Golden Dome rejuvenation is COMING FOR YOU.

Lou Holtz is still a biased idiot

If he picks Notre Dame to make the BCS championship every year, he’s bound to be right eventually.

Oklahoma State finally gets that big win

We’re still waiting for that big conference win.

Matt Barkley is the master of the five-yard roll-out pass

Pete Carroll didn’t let him do much else Saturday afternoon. Maybe he’ll graduate to 10 yards in the Shoe.

Florida fails to cover that absurd 73-point spread

TIM TEBOW IS FALLIBLE AFTER ALL.

Alabama’s defense is vomit-inducingly good

It might be a decade before Virginia Tech is held to 155 total yards again.

Greg Paulus sucks at football, too

Did you see that interception? There’s more where that came from next weekend.

Tate Forcier throws three touchdown passes

That’s probably more than Michigan had in all of 2008.

Illinois blows

The Illini are 0-5 against Missouri this decade. Might wanna stop playing them.

Baylor’s Robert Griffin is the man

After the holy trinity, he might be the nation’s fourth-best quarterback.

Washington might actually win a game this year

Yeah, yeah, LSU won the game. Whoopee. How bout Steve the Sark-dog Sarkisian and those Huskies?

Florida State and Miami still to play Monday night

Nobody cares anymore.

BURN

It was an entertaining opening weekend, one that purged the sporting world of the abysmal hemorrhoid known as baseball. I’m so happy right now I could cry.

Next week, Penn State destroys Syracuse, Michgan and Notre Dame get together to remember the good old days and the Trojans and Buckeyes do their dosey doe in Columbus.

Til then.

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16 Comments on “I hate Boise State, or TJPO’s kickoff weekend recap”

  1. Steve Says:

    Told you before to quit wasting pixels. BTW, it was sweet kicking you face at the Rose Bowl.

    • Matt Says:

      You’re calling the kettle black by wasting pixels with your irritatingly stupid post. If you want to call 38-24 “kicking you (sic) face”, then Washington just “kicked you face”. And you nearly lost to an Ohio State team that lost to Purdue and only beat Minnesota and Wisconsin because of dumb mistakes by both teams. USC fans are even more annoying than Boise fans, and that’s sad, because I like USC as a program. Now STFU and bow to your masters, the Oregon State Beavers that Penn State reamed 45-14 last year (it was 45-7 after three quarters, so you’d better believe PSU went easy on them).

  2. Dan Says:

    Chris Mannix, from SI.com, was on Rome is Burning after the Blount punch. I don’t remember his exact quote, so I am going to wing it with quotes. Chris Mannix said of Boise St.

    “Boise St. stopped being a cinderella story when they built that tacky blue field that you can see from space. They’re nothing more than another low-class football factory that will do anything to win…”

    Loved it. I watched the slow motion replay of that bitch, Byron Houk, getting punched in the face so many times.

  3. Yuri Says:

    Penn State still sucks … hard. They wish they could be Notre Dame in any capacity.

  4. Bo Nuggy Says:

    My son just made the freaking brilliant observation that a legitimately possible outcome of the 2009 season would be the Oregon Ducks beating the crap out of the Blue Nut Sacks of Boise State in a BCS game…with LaGarette Blount administering the beat down….love it. Great job son. God Boise State plays a weak schedule. They suck…..We hate Boise State, but, then we hate Florida and LSU and Texas and the Okies and all the other dumb ass football factory schools that ESPN gets a hardon for.

  5. phil Says:

    This isn’t very nice man. Don’t get me wrong, i love penn state, but boise state could destroy them. No Boise state is not cocky, were just needing to be in the pac ten so we could have challenges for once. Your smack talk is kinda prejudice because boise has done absolutely nothing to your nittany lions. Besides if we play in the fiesta bowl this boise state is gonna cream them.

  6. phil Says:

    Top 5 teams
    1.pitt
    2.alabama
    3.ohio state
    4.Usc
    5.Iowa
    This is only a joke heres my real top 5
    1.Boise state
    2.Penn state
    3.Georgia
    4.Texas
    5.LA Tech

  7. phil Says:

    Who lost to Ohio State and Iowa. Hmmm… I don’t was it Penn State. Oh thats it. It would be cool if penn state made it to the humanitarian bowl. Your smelly.

  8. phil Says:

    ok,who nows why the roll tide roll alabama maskat is an elephant?top least favorite teams usc is my least favorite taem.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry i went to sleep

  9. phil Says:

    WE ALL LOVE BOISE STATE. IT IS SAD IF YOU DONT. I LIKE CUCUMBERS IF YOU RESPOND TO THIS DO NOT USE THE WORD ANTIDEESTABLISHMENTARIISM FOR IT IS LARGE AND HAS AN OVAL SIZED HEAD I LIKE SUBWAY BECAUSE OF 5 DOLLAR INCH LONG RIGHT NOW I AM IN OUTER SPACE I AM AN ALIEN ANYWAY BOISE STATE RULES

  10. phil Says:

    BOISE STATE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS??????????????????????????????????????????WAIT THAT IS NOT A QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Your Mother. Says:

    BSU owns. Eat shit. Stop crying. TCU is a great football team and I believe could have beaten any team in the country. Unfortunately, they lost to BSU who now in my mind could beat any team in the nation. Face the facts and look at the stats. Get over it. Just wait until they get into a better conference, like the Mountain West, who should get an automatic bid to the BCS since their teams all destroyed their opponents. TCU didn’t, but they lost to a team that out played them the entire game.

    GO BSU!

  12. SECorBust Says:

    I was just looking for some anti-Boise matter to link to my buds at Techsideline.com since the Hokies open with Boise in Maryland. I know that the Boise fans will seek to be validated and the rest of the football world will be rooting thr VT to shut up the smurf turf goblins for good.

    I don’t know what is up with Phil and Your Mother, but obviously they didn’t watch that crappy fiesta bowl nor the MNC. Neither TCU nor Boise was ready to play in a televised BCS bowl and it showed. Missed tackles, missed blocks, holding and ect made for a terrible show between two teams that did not deserve the big stage.

    Alabama, Florida, Ohio State, Texas, VT, etc would have dismantled those two teams. Roll Tide!

    • SECorBust Says:

      “Alabama’s defense is vomit-inducingly good
      It might be a decade before Virginia Tech is held to 155 total yards again.” – Good stuff TJPO!

  13. BoiseBlue Says:

    For all you haters:
    14-0
    BCS Fiesta Bowl Champion x2
    Top 5 In 2010 Season Rankings


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